Kennedy Didn't Beat Nixon. Satire Beat Nixon.

If Your Work Is So Smart That Only Smart People Get It, It's Not That Smart.

A Man Is Only As Faithful As His Options.

I Met So Many People After I Got Rich And Famous, And I Learned That You Can't Ultimately Trust People Unless They Were Your Friends When You Were Broke.

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade

Nobody's About Saving Anymore. No One Cares About A Rainy Day Anymore. Nobody Saves Up Enough For Even An Umbrella For A Rainy Day. It's Sad. It Really Is A New Form Of Slavery. We Used To Work To Be Able To Afford Material Things. Now We Work For These Things. They're The Boss. That House You Can't Afford, That Car That's Out Of Your Price Range, That Cellphone That Drains Your Bank Account - That's Your Boss.