Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Kissing Is Like Drinking Tea With A Tea Strainer, You Can Never Get Enough.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

I Only Speak A Little Pigeon French. Just Enough To Get By With The Little French Pigeons.

If He Slices The Budget Like He Slices A Golf Ball, The Nation Has Nothing To Worry About.