Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

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Your Ignorance Cramps My Conversation

Golf Is My Profession Show Business Is Just To Pay The Green Fees.