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I Was A Homely Kid With Freckles That Came Out Every Spring And Stuck On Me Till Christmas.

If You're Bored In New York, It's Your Own Fault.

They Say The Movies Should Be More Like Life; I Think Life Should Be More Like The Movies.

Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been Married Four Times, Divorced Four Times, Have No Children, And Can't Boil An Egg.

I Had These Slinky Eyes And A Sense Of Humor.