Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been

I Was Glamorous Because Of Magicians Like George Folsey, James Wong Howe, Oliver Marsh, Ray June, And All Those Other Great Cinematographers. I Trusted Those Men And The Other Experts Who Made Us Beautiful. The Rest Of It I Didn't Give A Damn About. I Didn't Fuss About My Clothes, My Lighting, Or Anything Else, But, Believe Me, Some Of Them Did.

I Got Rid Of All Those Reporters.

I Had These Slinky Eyes And A Sense Of Humor.

Some Perfect Wife I Am. I've Been Married Four Times, Divorced Four Times, Have No Children, And Can't Boil An Egg.

If You're Bored In New York, It's Your Own Fault.