Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

My Wife Is So Fat That The Last Time I Saw Something That Big It Was Grazing.

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

With Girls, I Don't Think Right. I Had A Date With One Girl, She Had Mirrors All Over Her Bedroom. She Told Me To Come Over And Bring A Bottle. I Got Windex.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

My Son's An Idiot. He Sprained His Ankle Playing Golf. He Fell Off The Ballwasher.