Look, I Can't Go Out With You,

The Tannoy Is Crackling But I Can Only Hear Heavy Breathing And Snuffling. ... Uh-oh, The Tannoy Is Crackling Again. "sorry About That, Ladies And Gentlemen, I Momentarily Lost Hold Of My Pie.

I Don't Want To Be Rude To The Afflicted But Uncle Eddie Is Bald In A Way Which Is The Baldest I Have Ever Seen.

I'm Not A Ice Cream, I'm A Human Being

I Like The Idea That I Can Talk To Any Teenage Girls. You Know, In A Language That Makes Sense To Them.

When Uncle Eddie Does His Impression Of 'like A Virgin' It's Like Madonna Is Coming Out Of His Body!' Christ What An Image.