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Orson Welles, Who Said To Anita Bryant, Stop Picketing Me. What I Said Was I Was A Thespian. Never Got A Dinner!

Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old When Your Doctor Doesn't X-ray You Any More - He Just Holds You Up To The Light!

Pope John Paul Ii's Press Secretary, Who Said, See, If Only The Pope Were Italian, He Woulda Shot Back! Never Got A Dinner!

Moses, Who Said To The Israelites, Stop Calling Me Charlton! Never Got A Dinner!

The Puerto Rican Doctor, Who Wrote All His Prescriptions With Spray Paint. Never Got A Dinner!