Man Does Not Control His Own Fate.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.