Man Does Not Control His Own Fate.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.