Me And George And Billy Are Two

Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Got Control Over, 'cause If You Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'. And Ain't No Sense Worryin' About The Things You Don't Got Control Over, 'cause If You Don't Got Control Over 'em, Ain't No Sense Worryin'.

These Guys Are So Old They're Eligible For Meals On Wheels.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

It Was So Cold Today That I Saw A Dog Chasing A Cat, And The Dog Was Walking.

I Might Have To Commute. You Know, Left Field, Dh, Wherever.