Media, The Plural Of Mediocrity.

A Job On A Newspaper Is A Special Thing. Every Day You Take Something That You Found Out About, And You Put It Down And In A Matter Of Hours It Becomes A Product. Not Just A Product Like A Can Or Something. It Is A Personal Product That People, A Lot Of People, Take The Time To Sit Down And Read.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

The Other Feature Is A Gymnasium Named After Another Dead Politician Who Was Gifted With Fast And Extremely Sure Hands.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

If A Man, For Private Profit, Tears At The Public News, Does So With The Impatience Of One Who Thinks He Actually Owns The News You Get, It Is Against The National Interest.