The Number One Rule Of Thieves Is

Why Something In The Public Interest Such As Television News Can Be Fought Over, Like A Chain Of Hamburger Stands, Eludes Me.

Go Around With Your Eyes Like A Camera. Don't Lose It By Talking. Go And Listen. And Work!

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.

The Other Feature Is A Gymnasium Named After Another Dead Politician Who Was Gifted With Fast And Extremely Sure Hands.

The Auditorium, Named After A Dead Queens Politician Is Windowless In Honor Of The Secrecy In Which He Lived And, Probably, The Bank Vaults He Frequented.