Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.