Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some

Most Women Are Introspective: "am I In Love? Am I Emotionally And Creatively Fulfilled?" Most Men Are Outrospective: "did My Team Win? How's My Car?"

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.