Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some

I Suffer From Peroxide Phobia. Every Time I've Gotten Near A Blond Woman, Something Of Mine Has Disappeared. Jobs, Boyfriends... One Time An Angora Sweater Leaped Right Off My Body.

There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some Is Sarcastic, Some Introspective. Introspective Fit My Personality Better.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

I Want To Have Young Children Although My Mother And Father Are Even Now Young Sufficient To Just Take Care Of Them.

When A Woman Tries On Clothing From Her Closet That Feels Tight, She Will Assume She Has Gained Weight. When A Man Tries Something From His Closet That Feels Tight, He Will Assume The Clothing Has Shrunk.