Mike Royce And I Have Always Had

When You Go To Standup, There Seems To Be A Common Denominator Of Some Form Of Need Or Want For Validation From The Audience That Maybe You Were Lacking As A Kid.

Having Children Is Like Living In A Frat House - Nobody Sleeps, Everything's Broken, And There's A Lot Of Throwing Up.

Why Can't I Love Him (a 2 Yr Old Nephew) From Afar? That's How I Want To Love Him - Through Pictures And Folklore.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?