Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of

I Am Inclined To Think That One's Education Has Been In Vain If One Fails To Learn That Most Schoolmasters Are Idiots.

There Is No Stronger Craving In The World Than That Of The Rich For Titles, Except That Of The Titled For Riches.

When People Are Old Enough To Know Better They Are Old Enough To Do Worse.

Misquotation Is, In Fact, The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned. A Widely- Read Man Never Quotes Accurately, For The Rather Obvious Reason That He Has Read Too Widely.

[d]on't Grow Old. With Age Comes Caution, Which Is Another Name For Cowardice.... Whatever Else You Do In Life, Don't Cultivate A Conscience. Without A Conscience A Man May Never Be Said To Grow Old. This Is An Age Of Very Old Young Men.