Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

Do You Believe In God? Perhaps You Aren't Old Enough. The Reason Old People Believe In God Is Because They've Given Up Believing In Anything Else, And One Can't Exist Without Faith In Something.... God Is A Sort Of Burglar. As A Young Man You Knock Him Down; As An Old Man, You Try To Conciliate Him Because He May Knock You Down. Moral: Don't Grow Old.

Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned.

Never Neglect An Opportunity To Play Leap-frog; It Is The Best Of All Games, And, Unlike The Terribly Serious And Conscientious Pastimes Of Modern Youth, Will Never Become Professionalized.

There Is No Stronger Craving In The World Than That Of The Rich For Titles, Except That Of The Titled For Riches.