Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of

When People Are Old Enough To Know Better They Are Old Enough To Do Worse.

Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned.

I Am Inclined To Think That One's Education Has Been In Vain If One Fails To Learn That Most Schoolmasters Are Idiots.

Never Neglect An Opportunity To Play Leap-frog; It Is The Best Of All Games, And, Unlike The Terribly Serious And Conscientious Pastimes Of Modern Youth, Will Never Become Professionalized.

There Is No Stronger Craving In The World Than That Of The Rich For Titles, Except That Of The Titled For Riches.