Money Will Not Make You Happy, And

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

One Morning I Shot An Elephant In My Pajamas. How He Got Into My Pajamas I'll Never Know.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.