Money Will Not Make You Happy, And

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

Gentlemen, Chicolini Here May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot. I Implore You, Send Him Back To His Father And Brothers, Who Are Waiting For Him With Open Arms In The Penitentiary. I Suggest That We Give Him Ten Years In Leavenworth, Or Eleven Years In Twelveworth.

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.