Moral: Don't Try To Account For Anything.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.

"whom Are You?" Said He, For He Had Been To Night School.

A Friend Who Is Near And Dear May In Time Become As Useless As A Relative.

Familiarity Breeds Contentment.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.