Most Beds Aren't As Intimate As People

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

The Better Class Of Briton Likes To Send His Children Away To School Until They're Old And Intelligent Enough To Come Home Again. Then They're Too Old And Intelligent To Want To.

But You Are Involved In The World, And Your Actions Have Consequences For Other People, And If You Don't Recognize That, Then That's The Supreme Kind Of Cruelty. Everyone Shares Someone Else's Fate To Some Extent.

You Liberals Think That Goats Are Just Sheep From Broken Homes.

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.