Most Men Appear Wiser In Their Doubts

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

I Completely Understand Why A Businessman Would Fire Me From 'saturday Night Live'. Because He Was Seeing Jay Leno Kill 10 Minutes A Night, Doing His Monologue With Wall-to-wall Laughs And Applause, Then I Do 10 Minutes A Week To, Sometimes, Breathtaking Silence. He's Just Listening For The Laughs.

It Is Vain To Complain Of Fortune While We Fail In Policy And Conduct.

I've Been Offered Political Shows Before, And I Don't Know Anything About Politics And I Feel Uncomfortable Making Political Opinions - There's Consequences To Them. I Often Think I'm Wrong, So I Really Don't Like Getting In Political Or Religious Discussions Because Of The Giant Possibility That I Might Be Wrong.

The Character Of Giving Advice Often Makes Us Accountable For The Conduct Of Those We Advise.