Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With

Most Men Would Rather Be Charged With Malice Than With Making A Blunder.

If You Would Make Yourself Agreeable Wherever You Go, Listen To The Grievances Of Others But Never Relate Your Own.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.