Movie Actors Are Just Ordinary, Mixed-up People

It Takes At Least One To Make A Marriage.

I Was Always The Last Woman On The Last Down Elevator As The Store Was Closing.

Children Are Different - Mentally, Physically, Spiritually, Quantitatively, Qualitatively; And Furthermore, They're All A Little Bit Nuts.

... It's Impossible To Register Any Emotion Without Using Some Muscle Which, In Time, Will Produce A Wrinkle. ... By The Time She Is Thirty, A Starlet Has Been Carefully Taught To Smile Like A Dead Halibut. The Eyes Widen, The Mouth Drops Open, But The Eye Muscles Are Never Involved.

Dearer To Me Than The Evening Star A Packard Car A Hershey Bar Or A Bride In Her Rich Adorning Dearer Than Any Of These By Far Is To Lie In Bed In The Morning