Some People Have Such A Talent For

I Was Always The Last Woman On The Last Down Elevator As The Store Was Closing.

If You Have Formed The Habit Of Checking On Every New Diet That Comes Along, You Will Find That, Mercifully, They All Blur Together, Leaving You With Only One Definite Piece Of Information: French-fried Potatoes Are Out.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

I'm Not So Sure It's So Civilized To Be Civilized All The Time.

Movie Actors Are Just Ordinary, Mixed-up People - With Agents.