Mr. Pibb Is A Poor Imitation Of

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

Incubated. And Then Raised. And Then Beheaded. And Then Plucked. And Then Cut Up. And Then Put On A Grill. And Then Put On A Bun. Damn, It's Gonna Take A While. I Don't Have Time. Scrambled!

I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four Or More People.

If You Want To Talk To Me After The Show, I'd Be Surprised.

People Teach Their Dogs To Sit; It's A Trick. I've Been Sitting My Whole Life, And A Dog Has Never Looked At Me As Though He Thought I Was Tricky.