My Act Is Based On My Life.

Pretty Much Everywhere I Go, I'm Pretty Much Thinking I'm Going To Be Bounced. I Am Still The Outsider Who Snuck Into The Party. I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

I Actually Have To Pick And Chose Stuff That I Know I'm Going To Bomb At.

I Love To Make Fun Of Fashion Because It Is Just So Silly.

It Is A Challenge, With The Global Fame, To Try To Act Like I Put My Pants On One Leg At A Time, When In Fact I Have Pippa Middleton Help Me Put My Pants On Every Morning. She's My Lady-in-waiting As Well.

Well, My Whole Thing With Gossip Is I Couldn't Care Less If It's True.