My Dad Told Me If I Was

All I've Ever Done Is Try To Entertain My Way Through A Life That Often Has A Huge Amount Of Heaviness In It.

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

I Think Desperate Housewives Is A Pretty Good Show, I Watch It, I Like It And I Don't Love Reality Tv That Much. I Do Watch Some, I've Got Three Daughters So We'll Watch The Good Stuff, The Fun Stuff.

The Comedy Store - All Three Rooms Were Filled With 800 People In The Room. And During That Time, All These Guys And Some Women, But Mostly Guys Who Weren't Funny Were Doing Stand Up For A Living; They Weren't Accountants, They Were Making $30-$50 Grand A Year On The Road, Or More.