My Father Would Pass Gas And Then

That's Why Ears Have Cartilage, To Keep Them From Flapping.

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

I Think The Part Of Media That Romanticizes Criminal Behavior, Things That A Person Will Say Against Women, Profanity, Being Gangster, Having Multiple Children With Multiple Men And Women And Not Wanting To Is Prevalent. When You Look At The Majority Of Shows On Television They Placate That Kind Of Behavior.

College Was A Wonderful Time - Except, Of Course, When It Was Trying To Teach You Things.

Civilization Had Too Many Rules For Me, So I Did My Best To Rewrite Them.