My Father Would Pass Gas And Then

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

I Once Asked My Father For A Dollar For The School Picnic. He Told Me How He Once Killed A Grizzly Bear With His Loose-leaf Notebook.

I Don't Know The Key To Success, But The Key To Failure Is Trying To Please Everybody.

When I Was A Child, I Was Living In The Housing Projects Of Philadelphia. I Didn't Even Have A Christmas Tree.

It Is A Warning, Godspeed. It Means You Are No Longer Welcome Here At These Prices.