My Father Would Pass Gas And Then

Calculus Is One Course You Can Come With To Your Parents And Say, I Am Dropping It. And They'll Understand.

The Dentist Drills Some More And You Hear Him Make A Mistake. And To Cover It Up, They All Say The Same Thing: "okay, Rinse."

In Spite Of What Thomas Jefferson Wrote, All Men May Be Created Equal, But Not To All Women.

The Beautiful Thing About Older People Is Their Ability To Cut The Fat Off Of Conversation. When They Talk, They Don't Go On Forever And Ever. They Say What They Have To Say, And That's It. That Was My Grand Dad. Some Of The Things He Said Stunned Me, But His Words Were Logical. I'll Never Forget Them.

You Are More Important To Yourself Than You Think You Are.