My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.

I Laughed All The Way Through Love Story.

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.