My Friend Named His Car. And I

The Key To Life Is Balance, Especially If You Are On A Ledge.

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

I Wanna Put Stickers On Turtles... I Don't Know Why.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.