My Mother Was Like A Sister To

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

I've Always Had A Special Place In My Heart For Old Women Digging Through Garbage Bins. They Saved My Life So Many Times As A Baby.

I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "i'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face." I Said, "you'll Be Sorry." He Said, "oh, Yeah? Why?" I Said, "well, How Are You Going To Get Into The Corners?"

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.