My New Year's Resolution Was To Stop

I'm The Most Mellow Person Offstage. I Think It's Just, Going Onstage Lets Me Get Out Some Frustration That I'm Too Shy To Do In Real Life. Instead Of Doing It In Private, I'd Rather Do It In Front Of 1,000 People Who've Paid $25 To See Me Lose My Mind.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.

I'm Not Cynical When It Comes To Things That Are Important. I'm Cynical About Pop Culture And All That Horseshit.

Do You Ever Do Something, And Then Think To Yourself: That's So Raven?