My New Year's Resolution Was To Stop

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.

I Like Characters That Are Fragile And A Little Bit On The Edge .

I Don't Want To Do An Edgy Show, I Didn't Want Bad Language. I Think Edginess Is The New Hackiness.

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.