My New Year's Resolution Was To Stop

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.

I Do Whatever Comes My Way. But I Get Burned Out On Stage. It's A Lonely World. I Think Part Of The Romanticism About Being On The Road Is You Get To Meet A Lot Of - My Mom Once Told Me, "you've Probably Got A Woman At Every Port." Like I'm A Pirate. Obviously She Doesn't Know Her Son That Well.

I Like Dark Comedies. That's Why I Like The Wayans Brothers.

When You Look Like I Do Its Hard To Get A Table For One At Chucky Cheese.

My Forte Is Awkwardness.