My Wife Asked Me Once If I

I Got Married Recently. So Far, So Good. Less Sex Than I Expected, But Other Than That, It's A Pretty Good Lifestyle.

I Don't Care If I Ever Work In Tv Again.

Where I'm From? A Little Town Called None Of Yo God Damn Business.

Somebody Broke Into My House Once, This Is A Good Time To Call The Police, But Mm Mm, Nope. The House Was Too Nice. It Was A Real Nice House, But They'd Never Believe I Lived In It. They'd Be Like 'he's Still Here!

You Know, Be Able To Do Something Great In Your Life, You're Gonna Have To Realize Your Failures. You're Gonna Have To Embrace Them And Figure Out How To Overcome It.