My Wife's So Dumb, She Got A

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, They Use Her In Prisons To Cure Sex Offenders.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.