A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.