A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.