Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.