Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

Most People Get An Appointment At A Beauty Parlor... I Was Committed!

All Mothers Are Working Mothers.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.