Night And Day, You Are The One.

A College Education I Would Never Propose - A Bachelor's Degree Won't Even Keep You In Clothes

Don't Hit The Person Across From You With Bits Of Toast, And Don't, When Dinner Is Nearly Through, Say 'who's The Host' It Isn't Done.

Something That Simply Mystifies Me.

I Don't Know Anyone Who Sits Down To Write A Song Hit Except Irving Berlin. He Can't Help Writing Hits.

I'm A Worthless Check, A Total Wreck, A Flop But If Baby I'm The Bottom, You're The Top.