No One Ever Said Life Was Fair.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time.

Before You Go To Bed, Write Down Three 'gratefuls' For The Day And Three 'did Wells' (they Can Even Include Something As Simple As Doing The Laundry)-the Results Can Be Amazing!

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

When You Have A Dream, You've Got To Grab It And Never Let Go.