No One Ever Said Life Was Fair.

I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.

You Have To Have Faith That There Is A Reason You Go Through Certain Things. I Can't Say I'm Glad To Go Through Pain, But In A Way One Must, In Order To Gain Courage And Really Feel Joy.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

I Have A Great Memory.