No One Has A Monopoly On Wisdom,

It's Like Aversion Therapy. You Keep Doing Scenes Over And Over Again With Three Women In The Bed With You, And We Had To Do Them All In One Week. Three Girls Would Step Out And Another Three Girls Would Step Into The Bed. It Sounds Like A Fantasy But By The End Of It, I Just Wanted To Go For A Hike On My Own In The North Of England, In The Hills. Because It Became A Sort Of "be Careful What You Wish For" Kinda Thing.

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.

The One Thing That Gives You Faith Is The Fact That People Can Be Apart Physically But They Can Still Have An Emotional Connection.

Actually The Best Thing I Did Was To Get Thrown Out By My Wife. She's Living With A Fitness Instructor. He Drinks That Yellow Stuff In Tins. He's An Idiot.

I'm Just A Good Catholic Boy - I Do Naughty Things And Feel Guilty About Them.