Not After All The Time My Dad

I Never Understood How Someone Who Was Dying Could Say He Was The Luckiest Man In The World, But Now I Understand.

Hitting The Ball Was Easy. Running Around The Bases Was The Tough Part.

It Was All I Lived For, To Play Baseball.

It Looked Like Roy Rogers Rode Through On Trigger, And Trigger Kicked The Guy In The Face.

I Played Seven Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.