Nothing Annoys A Man As To Hear

A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One He Couldn't Get.

A Woman Flees From Temptation, But A Man Just Crawls Away From It In The Cheerful Hope That It May Overtake Him.

A Man Falls In Love Through His Eyes, A Woman Through Her Imagination, And Then They Both Speak Of It As An Affair Of 'the Heart.

For Repeating Themselves From The First Kiss To The Last Sigh, The Average Man's Love Affairs Have History Blushing With Envy.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.