Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

Next To A Circus There Ain't Nothing That Packs Up And Tears Out Faster Than The Christmas Spirit.

Fashion: A Barricade Behind Which Men Hide Their Nothingness.

The Hardest Thing Is Writing A Recommendation For Someone We Know.

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.