Of All The Home Remedies, A Good

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.