I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.