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Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

Mama Had An Appreciation Of The Language. She Taught Me A Love Of Words, Of How They Should Be Used And How They Can Fill A Creative Soul With A Passion And Lead To A Life's Work.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink, It Would Be Diet Pepsi