Oh, What's This In My Shoe? Red

I've Never Done Online Dating.

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

I Think When People Talk About Improvising It Turns Into This Silly Thing Like, "oh There's Like A Hula Hoop There And I'm Like 'oh What's Going On Here? Is This A Really Big Ring?'"

One Of The Big Things I Miss About New York Is Not My Friends So Much; It's Shake Shack, The Burger Place. I Miss Shake Shack.