Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No

I Want People To Say At The End Of My Day, You Know, Like I Used To Say About Sidney Poitier And James Cagney And Joan Crawford And Red Skelton And Those Guys And Bill Cosby. They Did Quality And Substance. You Always Remember Them.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

You Can't Change What Happened. Just Like You Can't Change The Future By Worrying About It. You Just Have To Keep Moving.

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching, You Try To Perfect Yourself, Become A Robot.