Only Fools Live In The Past Or

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.