Only Fools Live In The Past Or

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.