The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.