Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

Your Husband Drinks Too Much If He Says He Never Drinks Alone, But Considers The Goldfish Somebody.