Self-pity Is Better Than None.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

Get Married With The Feeling It Is Going To Last. Not Like The Bride I Know Who Doubled The Wedding Cake Recipe And Froze One.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.