Self-pity Is Better Than None.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

I Became A Stand-up Comedienne Because I Had A Sit-down Husband.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.