Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

You Don't Have To Be In "who's Who" To Know What's What.

At The U.n., Any Nation That Fights Back Is Censored As An "aggressor."

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

What We Should Have Fought For Was Representation Without Taxation.