Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

You Can't Start At The Top.